The Supah-Dupah in-the-house-f*cking-awesome Triple Post

Hello there!

Readers, hold on tight. Maybe you realized that I didn't post last week, and that my post of the previous week was incomplete. Well, its time for the Supah-Dupah in-the-house-f*cking-awesome Triple Post today, LOL.

Indeed, in this entry I will post The Top 5 Best Movies Ever, last week's entry and this week's entry. Don't worry folks, even though this WILL be long, remember it should have been posted in 3 different entries, so don't stress.

Moving on to the week previous to the one before:

Top 10 Best Movies Ever

You might remember the 10 to 6 list, you don't? You do? Anyway I will remind you...

10. Wall-e

9. Fast & Furious (Series)

8. Star Wars Prequel Trilogy

7. Star Wars Original Trilogy

6. The Terminator

Further information on those on my previous post. Anyway, those were awesome movies which you should have seen by now otherwise you are missing out a little detail called life.

Think about this: If those movies were awesome, what will come up next?
Simple, even more kick-*ss movies. And moving on...

#5

Genre: Action/War

Director: Riddley Scott

Type: Movie
Title: Black Hawk Down

"No one gets left behind, you know that."

If you like war movies then you have to love this one. When 123 elite troops are sent and a few make it back, you know something big has happened. Read the title, any idea? Well, it's tag lines reads: "Leave no man behind". The movie is about them trying f*cking hard and giving everything to make that possible. Heroic movie, really good, haven't seen it? Go watch it.

#4
Genre: Action/War
Director: Steven Spielberg
Type: Movie
Title: Saving Private Ryan

The Statue of Liberty is kaputt? That's disconcerting...

Are you that type of people that cry in movies? You'll do in this one. Probably the most heroic movie of all time, these troops were on a mission: rescue James Ryan, the fourth son of a mother whose other three children had died in war, her husband died too (don't worry, he didn't die because of war).
As I remember...
Capt. Miller: I am here to tell you your brothers died in war.
Pvt. Ryan: Which... which ones sir?
Capt. Miller: All of them.

A super director, super actors, this movie is a total success. Winning 5 academy awards and being nominated to a total of 11, you can't say this is one of the best ever filmed movies ever.

#3
Genre: Action/War/Sci-Fi
Director: Jonathan Liebesman
Type: Movie
Title: Battle: LA (aka World Invasion: Battle LA)

"Sh*t, I'd rather be in Afghanistan."

I believe the only reason why this one is above all other war movies in my list is because it is also Sci-Fi. Even though, this movie is just the most epic human vs. alien war. What can I say? Just watch it, you wont regret, this is like a CoD: Modern Warfare 2 scenery (though in LA) with super f*cking bad*ss aliens that want to steal our water. This is a must see. By the way, this is the most modern movie of my list.

Strange looking aliens colonizing the world which get *ss-kicked by a platoon of US Marines. No more to say.

#2
Genre: Action
Director: Steven Spielberg
Type: Tetralogy? (Trilogy + Another movie)
Title: Indiana Jones

 "We do not follow maps to buried treasure and X never, ever marks the spot."

Brilliant, simply brilliant. The one and only fictional adventure movie that is worth everything. Steven Spielberg strikes again with this trilogy. A macro-cool anthropologist (did I spell that right?) that searches for amazing stuff like a golden box that when opened a f*cking storm (with a tornado!) comes out and sucks everyones souls in it. Some people like to call that the Lost Ark, but I think that's quite a boring name, I would rather call it: THE GOLDEN SOUL-SUCKING BOX THAT-IS-SO-F*CKING-AMAZING-MY-BROTHER-NEARLY-PISSED-HIS-PANTS-WHEN-HE-SAW-IT.

Must see, totally. Harrison Ford's best role, or well, maybe Han Solo was better, but he didn't star the movie.

#1, now, what movie made it to the top knowing that it's a long way to the top if you wanna  Rock n Roll to be be at the top of this list.
Genre: Sci-Fi/Comedy
Director: Robert Zemeckis (and the executive producer was the genius Steven Spielberg)
Type: Trilogy
Title...

BACK TO THE FUTURE

"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious sh*t."

A serious thing I have to say: This movie is f*cking great.

Marty McFly: Then where the hell *are* they?  

Dr. Emmett Brown: The appropriate question is, "*When* the hell are they?"

 I mean, put a DeLorean, a cool teenager, a mad scientist, time travel, and funny sh*t in one movie. It is guaranteed it is epic great. Am I wrong? DON'T ANSWER. No, I am not wrong. My favorite movie by far.
This dude, Marty McFly (Jennete McCurdy said he loved him in the KCA 2011) goes to help his friend "Doc" Emmet Brown with his latest experiment: a time machine. But not any time machine, a super cool and awesome DeLorean that uses the Flux Capacitor to travel through time, and by the way, it needs 1.21 GWatts of power to travel trough time. No only that, its licence plate is the coolest one in whole world: OUTATIME.
Consider watching it, no, just kidding, WATCH IT.


And that is it, my favorite movies in one epic list.
So folks, that was the first part, now moving on to...


The Supah-Dupah in-the-house-f*cking-awesome Triple Post: Part II


So, as I can see, last week's topic was "Eating weird stuff". For some reason that topic does not go on well with me, and I will talk about it in a different way.


So the topic:
Eating Weird Stuff


I have not mentioned it yet, but I will tell you: I do not tend to like different types of food. I love eating, if it would be for me, I would eat all day, but wait,      I can't. It is not that I would eat all day long, but I mean I would eat a lot of cookies. I love cookies, cookies, and more cookies. And I know, that's not weird, but what makes it weird is that I can eat cookies anytime. I don't care if I am sick in bed, I would accept a pack of cookies.
Apart from that, I can go to a simple conclusion that would make me enter the topic in a weird to understandable way. "Weird stuff" could be understood in different ways, and I understand it as stuff which is not very common, sort of rare.
Following that, I eat "weird stuff" every once in a while. That "weird stuff" is mainly things that I do not like very much. Anyway, I will close this topic now, so that I don't enter the topic of eating crawling stuff.




Something else that I would of talked that week if I posted on time is how I write my posts. I get home, turn on my laptop and start writing, I finish when it's time to go to bed. But no, I am not stuck here writing, in the meanwhile as I "write", I listen to music, play some games, make some jokes to my brother and eat some cookies (if I haven't ate them all already). It is funny because I do not understand how I do it. Suddenly I remember I was writing and I continue, but then see a fly going around and get distracted and do something else. I don't believe that I don't have ADD.


I believe that's everything for that week, but wait, there is still the third part to go...
The Supah-Dupah in-the-house-f*cking-awesome Triple Post: Part III


So people, welcome to part 3. Getting here means you have spent a while reading, congratulations, you have reached this post's final stage, but, can you beat it?


Alright, as you might know, April Fool's was last week, and, I would like to say that I really like to make jokes, but I sort of forgot of that day, so I couldn't eventually do any great jokes. Sorry folks, maybe next time. Last week was also an extremely important day: 28th of March 2011, my PS3 has arrived home. By the way, that was the reason I did not post last week, I was allowed to play on Tuesday and, sorry but, CoD Modern Warfare 2 and Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit seem quite more awesome than this blog. But not for you, dear reader, since you are reading this and will continue and not got play PS3.


So this week's topic is...
Presidential elections, what about them?


Let me answer to you that question with an example: Get 5 starving polar bears, throw a juicy colossal piece of meat in between them and see them fight to death. F*ck the elections, I would rather draw poop and cross that rather than voting for any of those (my other option is PPK, which I believe is the only one capable of being the president). Viva la derecha, que se pudra la izquierda. Long live capitalism! Ollanta and his friend Chavez can go to hell.




Thanks for reading this entry, CYA next week on Tuesday.
Hc, have a nice day.
Remember... I rulz!


PS: Started at 4:00 pm, it is now 9:09 pm.