viernes, 25 de marzo de 2011

Everyone is fucking late... so I'm just gonna post my blog on time and screw them.

Hey... well as you can see from the title, wednesday and thursday are late because they're asses. Today I'm a bit sick and in bed, so I didn't go to school. I just happened to wake up, and I decided to write my blog, when I suddenly saw there were no posts since tuesday, and i was like... FUCK THESE PEOPLE, I'M POSTING MY ENTRY ON MY DAY AND THE CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES!! Ha, i feel mean for saying that. 
Anyways, I have some weird ear infection and nausia here and there, but the real reason that I didn't go to school is because I didn't finish my math homework so I said Screw this! and I pretended to be sick in the morning... turns out that when the doctor came, I was actually sick! Lol.


Now for the subject: best movies ever... 


agh fuck the subject. I don't have favourite movies. I just go with romantic comedies, romantic tragedies and horror movies... and comedies. :) i like to laugh :B 


I guess I should put down some examples... 


Horror: The Shining!!!!! :)  Wolf (Jack Nicholson Version), Gothica (Hallie Berry), 13 Ghosts, Van Helsing, Sleepy Hollow, The Underworld Triloagy... ahaha there are so many good horror movies :)



As for romantic comedy: Love and other drugs, Bride wars, How do you know (reese witherspoon, owen wilson, jack nicholson), and, my favourite, Going the distance :) ... and a lot of others, i just forgot the names. 



Comedy: most of the comedies i love are cartoons, like Megamind and  Over the Hedge... most epic cartoon movies EVER!! I also love Ema Stone movies like Zombie Land and Easy A. 






Romantic Tragedy: one name: Nicholas Sparks: writer of A walk to remember, dear john, and so many other romantically heart-breaking books that become movies in a flash. I love romantic tragedies. Another tragic, but not romantic movie that I love and makes me cry every time is Bridge to Terabithia. If you've seen it, you know what I'm talking about.




Other movies I really like include Inception, the Charlies Angels movies, Sherlock Holmes (Robert Downing). 




Well, I'm feeling sickly again, so I'll leave this block with a big FUCK YOU and take care of yourselves, readers. :)

martes, 22 de marzo de 2011

Action!

Hello there!
Finally this week, the rest of the week has heard me. It is time for me to give the topic for this week. Get ready for the most awesome blog entry up to today (the next best one will be next Tuesday, obviously), in which you will be delighted by the most awesome movies that were ever filmed on this planet... and maybe even out of this planet. Dear reader, I warn you now, that in the following section you could have a heart attack due to awesomeness of some movies. And moving on...


This week's topic:
Top 10 Best Movies Ever


Reader, this post is totally opinions, that means that you might not agree with me, but that's ok, you can just f*** off and go to hell. Everybody has different opinions. I might have, also, different opinions than you. That does not make me right or you wrong, it simply makes us different. Avoid to be mean.
This list is mainly composed of Sci-Fi, Action and War movies, since those are my favorite genres. Trilogies and series are considered "movies", and well, you might consider this wrong, but see it this way: They are the same movie splited in parts.


#10
Genre: Sci-Fi/Anitmation/Comedy
Director: Andrew Stanton
Type: Movie
Title: Wall-e


"Ta-dah!"
Simply the best animation ever. When I see Wall-e, it makes me think of the reality. My use of the word "cute" is extremely rare, I would say it is less likely than a black hole suddenly appears in the middle of the Solar System and kills us all. But anyway, I use this word to describe Wall-e.
Wall-e is a must see, consider entering an emotional breakdown if you haven't seen this movie yet.


#9
Genre: Action
Director: Various
Type: Series
Title: Fast and Furious

[Poster for the 4th Movie]


"Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning." 
The Fast and The Furious was the name for the first one of the series, followed    by 2 Fast 2 Furious, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, Fast & Furious and the this-year-upcoming Fast Five.
I have to say that the title is a little bit weird, well, maybe a lot. Tokyo Drift was not quite as good as the other, but anyway deserves to be on this list.
The plot is about 2 friends who drive in illegal street races. One of them is a cop (and an ex-cop, in some movies) and the other is a true racer. They both face many problems within the story which include cops, girls, fights, gangs, and much other stuff which if I tell I could ruin the movie.
Like awesome muscle, tuner and exotic cars? Hell yeah! Like to see how criminals escape the law? Hell yeah! Like some intense action at speeds over 300km/h? HELL YEAH! Will you see Fast & Furious? HELL F***ING YEAH!


#8
Genre: Sci-Fi

Director: George Lucas
Type: Trilogy
Title: Star Wars: Prequel Trilogy (Episodes I, II and III)


"May the force be with you."
I don't feel like I need to explain Star Wars. It would be like explaining Maths to my Maths teacher. Star Wars is a basic. I believe that it has to be one of the most popular topics worldwide, next to Michael Jackson and the man's arrival on the moon, for example. The first (chronologically) episodes of Star Wars were basics for the movies, everybody knew of them. I think they are more popular than the Original Trilogy (which is upcoming on the list) but only because they were released when the media was accessible to everyone.
If you haven't seen this one, you can consider watching it in the next 24 hours, otherwise people could not consider you as alive.


#7
Genre: Sci-Fi
Director: George Lucas
Type: Trilogy
Title: Star Wars: The Original Trilogy





"May the force be with you."
Similar to the one mentioned before, you know, a basic one. Haven't seen this? Get a life. LOL.
I it is just details that make this trilogy better than the Prequel. In other words, I just happen to like this one more because I do. No more explanations.


#6
Genre: Sci-Fi/Action
Director: James Cameron
Type: Trilogy
Title: The Terminator




"I'll be back"
Terminator is just the most awesome of all cyborgs, or is he a robot? Anyway, Terminator is one of the greatest movies of all time. I believe There is no way a Terminator movie can be filmed without Arnold Schwarzenegger (spell that perfectly and I might pay you, I copy-pasted), and because of that I dislike Terminator 4.
The movie is about a future war which the Terminator is supposed to avoid. He is sent from the future to destroy a company who created him, and caused all the trouble.
A totally must see, supreme action, robots, guns, explosions. Fantastic.


TO BE CONTINUED...


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Dear reader, I am sorry to announce that my post has to be interrupted. Time-space has been distorted in such a way that I ended up being grounded for not doing my homework. The school policy has changed, and a detention is given for every single piece of homework not completed. That is my doom.
Please catch up my next post, which I hope will be on Saturday just so that I can finish The Top 10, I'll request a special permission for that. If that does not happen, I will continue on Tuesday.


Hc, have a nice day.
Remeber, I rulz!


PS: Upcoming next week... Who knows?... LOL

sábado, 19 de marzo de 2011

WHERE IS THE BLACK PARADE? SHIT, I CAN'T FIND IT!

So, as you can evidently see from the title, I CANNOT FIND THE BLACK PARADE.This is my favourite CD in the entire planet, not only for the music, which is the best in the entire planet, but also because of the mother fucking artwork. It is a masterpiece... AND NOW I CAN'T FUCKING FIND IT. If I lost it, I'll buy another one, but I'll still feel shitty about it.

Anyways, besides that, I would like to say happy birthday to emilia, and that her party was awesome, and that MAC's Prunella eye liner looks fucking sexy on her :) I'd also like to say a few things about my new asian friend jake, starting with the fact that he is one of the most amazing people I've ever met. He's from taiwan and speaks english and chinese (manderin) AND HE WROTE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE IN CHINESE IN MY NOTEBOOK (I will never get over this). He is also a crazy dancer and has a lot of stamina, and he is a Gaga fan, which I personally think is awesome. He plays the piano (he can play like a G6 and Firework!!), and he wants to study music! (JUST LIKE ME!!) Well, the main reason I wanted to talk about him is because I seriously love that kid, and I hope everything goes well for him at school. 


NOW THE FUCKING SUBJECT ABOUT SUBJECTS:


The best subjects (hands off) are MUSIC, HISTORY and ART. And I will explain why. Music because it is so freaking fun and half the time you just play around with your instrument, and also because it is the most important thing in my life (not the course, the music in general). History because it's interesting and I love trying to empathise with people in the past, and how the shitloads of wars started and the reasons behind them. Ha, world war I was europe's fault, not germany's. And art is fun because you literally get to design your notebook and the course in general ins very interesting. The worst ones, are definately MATH because it gives me a headache, and it's boring, and I hate numbers and CHEMISTRY because I don't understand shit, so I have to get the smartes guy in class (who also happens to be a genius), Noah, to explain everything to me. 


TEACHERS.


For me, the best teacher in the school was Mr. Buck, but he left, which sucks, BTW (by the way, not born this way). My second favourite teacher is Mr. Melling, who also teaches history. He's pretty old, I'd say, but he does the funniest things without noticing and his way of teaching is easy to understand. I also really like EL PROFE DIOSES, the chmemistry/biology because he is downright hilarous. he happens to be my class tutor this year XD . Another awesome teacher is Mr. Darren, in charge of debate. He is funny and has a great brittish accent. The worst teachers are Mr. Eames, because I don't like how he teaches and it gets on my nerve how so many girls think he's hot when he is NOT, and Hilda, because I had detention with her (only for forgetting my tie) and I was scared, really scared. 


Well that would be it for today, i should sleep since tomorrwo i need to get up and finish the shitload of homework i have for monday. Now that I've notice, my impunctualities are very punctual, because last time I posted a blog late, it was around 12:20, AND NOW IT IS 12:20!! So I am a fucking genius.


Anyway, fuck you all, have a nice day and hands off Gerard, he's mine. 


<3 


THE SINGER. 


PS: i prefer you not calling me by my name, call me by my alias, which is SINGER or S. Thank you.)


PSS: This is actually because I hate my name due to many reasons, but that's another story.

Happy late birthday Emilia!!

Well, readers yesterday was my best friend's birthday!!! She totally rocks and she's the kind of person you just can't help loving!! I'm so glad i met her last year and that she didn't think I was a freak even though i literally told her: "I stalked you on facebook" in our first conversation. I know i wouldn't have wanted to be friends with the weird stalker girl!
Soo yesterday she had this awesome party (which Hulkcarlos missed), where i danced all night until my feet were killing me and I couldn't dance more because it was painful. There was some drama, like in every good party, but it was well handled and apart from that and 2 other things everything was just perfect. The two things were:
1) The cutest guys were the VIPs (like security guys) so I couldn't just go and talk to them even though i reaally wanted to
2) Guys in my prom are so lame! (No offense HC) But why don't they ever ask a girl to dance??? If there is a logical reason please tell me!
As i've said before, apart from that everything was just perfect and I had a great time :D 


School subjects + Teachers
HC, who the hell is Miguel Garcia??? Don't you mean Lucho Garcia??? Emilia I don't think physics is amazing but I don't think it sucks either. Last year, my physics teacher wasn't actually a physics teacher, he was a maths teacher teaching physics which made my physics class suck. However, now I have a teacher with a cool Irish accent and he actually makes physics fun!! I bet he's a wizard or some other magical being because that's impossible! and now i like physics. :) However, i don't love it like Hulkcarlos or Emilia :P I used to love English class but now I practically fall asleep in every class! My favourite subject is definitely HISTORY and I hate it when people interrupt the teacher because he is soo nice and random :D I love random teachers, probably because I've been raised by random people. I also like Economics, Spanish and Chemistry
PD: Last year my Chemistry teacher looked like Dr. House!!

jueves, 17 de marzo de 2011

Fuck the Titles

Ok, so, first, this is going in sort of late (Sort of... lol)
Second point, er, yeah... Alejandra that was the shortest and most rushed introduction I have ever seen... And even though it is true, the title is as lame as... well, let's just say it's lame.
Annya, I think you swore more in that post than I have ever heard you in my entire life (which isn't really that much, now that I think of it). And by the way, THAT BITCH thought Alejandra had told you :(
HC... that post scared the fuck out of me!!! How can you do so fucking big posts? Wait, you know what? I don't even want to know.
Ok, so now I... thinkg I'm going to talk about something important for me (might not be important for you, but I really could care less). Now, the only reason why I actually want to bring this up, is so I can mortify HC for... a week? I don't know, but I doubt I could keep it going for much longer.
So, my birthday's coming up. And by coming up I mean, this friday. I'm going to throw a nice party, but since I'm a little innocent girl there'll be no alcohol (that and I don't want drunk people in my party). And guess who doesn't want to show up because he's flying to who knows where? *insert meaningfull glare here, plz*
So yeah... [I fucking hate you, HC]
Er... onto another topic...
"Teachers and other kinds of shit"
So, I (unlike most people in my school) don't hate Mr. Thompson (a maths teacher). Mostly because he does teach maths, with was my favorite subject until... physics, last year. Now, of course I think physics is the best subject in existance. Now, I remember a little someone telling me "Physics sucks" last year, but now she also thinks physics is effing amazing... doesn't she, Alejandra? Oh, wait, it was you the one that told me that, right?
In other news, Japan suffered from a massive 9.0 earthquake last friday :(
Show them your love and empathy by donating to the Red Cross or other helping centers :)

Er... bye?
Wednesday... in a Thursday :D

martes, 15 de marzo de 2011

Wait a sec... Let me introduce myself

Hello there!
Well, everybody makes mistakes specially when Emilia does not tell you the first week was for introductions, I did not introduce myself last week. Again, Monday's writer was sick, or something like that, I hope she will write next week.


Well, this is me, well, not me, but something related to me. What I like is simply: basically everything, I'm a lover of life, there a few things which deserve my hate, and that includes Nazis and Emilia. LOL. Just kidding, I don't hate her. That's another part of me, I really like to joke. My anti-hate for many things makes me own a lot of things, like toy cars. Since I was young I collected them, I used to have about 500, but now that number has reduced to nearly 200. But on the other hand, my collection now includes better and much bigger models, such as my Back To The Future II Time Machine Delorean. By the way, Sci-Fi is my favourite genre of movies and Back To The Future Trilogy is my favorite movie. I also like War movies, like Black Hawk Down, Saving Private Ryan and the just released instant hit Battle: Los Angeles (Really good movie, haven't seen it? Go watch it). I love Music, well, Rock, which is part of music. I really like AC/DC, Bon Jovi, The Beatles, Poison, Scorpions, Green Day, Nirvana, SodaStereo, and other, but the best of the all is KISS. I really like art, to draw, to build, to create. That's a good idea... I could upload some of my drawings and other stuff here, but maybe some other time. I really like science, too. Physics is a possible career study for me.


My dislikes is basically a short list, so short that I can barely remember what I really dislike. Up to now, I can only tell you that I love, absolutely love Rock (every branch of it), and dislike every other type of music (except Pop, Punk [like Green Day] and Grunge [like Nirvana]). I don't really like horror movies, not only because they freak the f*** out of me, but it is more a dislike than that fact. I hate Nazis, and people who believe they are something that they are not, as when Enzo Ferrari was sort of telling Ferruccio Lamborghini "Your cars are real s***". Ferrari sucks, Lamborghini rocks.


I am a very strange person, or at least that's how I see myself. Sometimes I believe I am not like the rest of humans in this world, some people even compare so Sheldon Cooper. No comments on that. I could keep on talking about myself, but I did not join this blog to talk about that.


And moving on to this week's topic:
School, Subjects, Teachers.



I have had several theories on teacher's behavior, but my latest theory states the following:
A teacher will behave the way his students make him behave, with exceptions of bad temperamental teachers and good temperamental teachers.
 Well, that's my theory, you are good, your teacher is good with you. The class is good, the teacher is always good. But, the twist is here, some teachers are just evil. A clear example of an evil teacher in my school is Mr. Thompson, but I will not talk about him. A clear example of a neutral teacher in my school is Mr. Miguel Garcia, he is just normal. He can be nasty, but only if you make him nasty. He can be good, but only if you make him good. A clear example of a good teacher, is Mr. Stapleton, he is just so f*** good. He is my Physics teacher, and I he was just born to teach, everybody understands his lessons, and I have never seen him mad, and as far as I am told, he is never mad.


About subjects, not much to say. Spanish sucks, English kind of sucks too. Economy is cool. Geography, History, are cool too. All of the three sciences rock (Physics [best one], Biology, Chemistry). Art Rocks too.


School is just awesome: friends, cool subjects (obvious exceptions such as Spanish) and just fun to be around. Maybe not you, but I love to learn.


Today's Blasting News:
Japan on ruins


[Drawing of mine]

Last week a very strong earthquake struck Japan causing it to suffer great consequences. I don't want to go into details, since it is a very sad topic to talk about. Earthquakes are the only natural power that strikes with no advice. Pray for them, send them help, give them a hope.




Hc, have a nice day, or as I say now: H.A.N.D.
Remeber, I rulz! LOL


PS:Upcoming next week... Top 10 Best movies... EVEER!!

sábado, 12 de marzo de 2011

OH FUCK! I'M LATE.... i'm so sorry, i am so, so, sorry....

Heyy... yeah i am so so sorry that i'm posting my blog late. Hey! i'm friday!!!!! :) (well, i have my excuses for no posting my blog on my designated day because EMILIA, that bitch didn't even tell me how the HELL to post a blog or watever so... yeah.) 

Aaaanyywaaayssss.... (that anyways was so fucked up). My name is Annya, I am 15, I cuss a lot (you can tell), i love cats... I AM A MEGA MEGA FAN OF MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE <3 [Gerard is GOD] and... besides the rest of these weirdos who are posting in this blog, music pretty much sums up my life. 

I really wouldn't know what to say now besides GERARD IS AWESOME. Wait a sec... 

HAVE YOU NOTICES THAT THRUSDAY'S BLOG TITLE SUCKS?? hehehe... it's just that i thing zac efron is a terrible actor, and he's ugly, and he has a creepy smile. Forgive me, I am a definite hater of all disney artists except Demi Lovato cuz she has talent, but then she fucked it all up by getting depressed. That's just not the way you roll. You can't roll by getting sad all the time, what the fuck is up with that? People should smile more often. People who are depressed or angry scare me and shy people make me want to loosen them up. That's just the way i fucking am. I love smiling and happiness and joy and happy songs about someone who fucked up your life dying (referring to DEAD! by My Chemical Romance)... well yeah, and all sorts of that shit. I also hate discrimination and stuff like that. No to homophobes. Get over yourselves, will ya? we're all human and we need to be loved, just like everybody else does! (any one recognize the song there? TATU made a remake of that one)


Agh... this post is too long. I'm gonna stop typing now. If you want more shit coming from me, check up every friday, and i will have a post talking about how awesome my chemical romance and how i will never ever get over it. :B


So this is it, bitches. See y'all next weak.


PS: I love HC he is so adorable!! u see the way he types he just puts sooooo much emotion in it, so cute OwO


PSS: I LOVE GERARD'S HAIR!! IT'S RED NOW XD XD XD XD


PSSS: I fergot to mention this. I'm a singer/song writer. I want to do that with the rest of my life, hope to make it up there.


PSSSS: Gerard <3

jueves, 10 de marzo de 2011

ZAC EFRON IS SMOKING HOT

Guess what? It’s Thursday!!! (which means that I am writing today!)
Thursday is the best day in the week because school’s about to be over! 
Who am I kidding? Thursday sucks but it is the day I have to write on, even though I actually like Fridays better :D. Anyways, unlike hulkcarlos, I do what I’m supposed to so, I’ll introduce myself. My name is Alejandra, when I was small it bothered me that most native English speakers couldn’t pronounce my name but now I consider it’s a cool conversation starter. I loooove reading, my favourite books are "Harry Potter" and "The hunger games" and i'm sort of in love with Peeta. Like Emilia, i also have a thing for the british accent but i like more the french accent. I enjoy painting because it makes me feel that i'm flying like a bird! Just kidding, it makes me feel relaxed and happy :D I watch a looot of movies and i cry when they are good or romantic <3 My favourite number is 8, my favourite colour is purple and my favourite animal is the panda bear!!

PD: i  want to have 8 purple pandas!!!

miércoles, 9 de marzo de 2011

Hi, my name is Wednesday :D

Okay, so... hi
I really hope you don't hate me forever because I already know this will be way to long and with way too... too many inside jokes not even some people on this blog understand.
So, as you've probably noticed... There wasn't any Monday! Oh Em Gee! Why is that? Well... Our dear Monday got sick, and even though I told my friend JC to tell you that, he didn't cause he's an ass. :D
So, besides that, this week was supposed to be about introductions (which JC decided to skip again, thank you very much ¬¬). So... here goes mine :D
My name is Emilia. I'm a thirteen year old girl that fangirls over pretty much everything. I'm also a nerdfighter [insert nerdfighter sign here] since December 2010. I watched all the videos of the vlogbrothers that were up in three weeks, which makes me really proud of myself, even though I could've been doing summer homework instead of procrastinating, but what can I say? That's just the way I am.
So, I've a thing for british accents. And David Tennant. You see, in Harry Potter and The Prisioner of Azkaban he looked very *not* hot, but on Doctor Who... he's just plainly amazing, I swear!
So... that leads me to another point, I fucking love Doctor Who. I'm in series two, though, and I can't be bothered to finish them because I'm procrastinating (even that? Yes, even that! That's how much of a procrastinator I am) by watching fiveawesome-girls; -guys. I'm kind of depressed it actually ended :(
Oh, by the way, since Mr. Hulkcarlos here gave himself all the credit for the name of this blog, I'm going to do exactly the same thing. I came up with the idea! So... yeah! Take that! If it weren't for me you wouldn't have had anything to put a name to!
Now... bye!
:D
PS: My post (in text) is bigger than Tuesday's.
PS2: I'm Wednesday like Kayley and Alex, some of my favorite youtubers! :D
DFTBA
Wednesday

martes, 8 de marzo de 2011

And the blog starts here...

Hello there!
An I quote: “Whether you believe you can do a thing or not, you are right.” ~ Henry Ford (July 30, 1863 – April 7, 1947).

Well, I believe I can write, and that's what I'm going to do. This is what i will be doing every Tuesday from now on, get used to that. You might be asking (no, I asked myself), why am I doing this?

There is no actual reason but the fact that there is no reason. It just happens that I like this activity: to write. No, I won't get into any writing clubs or anything like that, I don't do that kind of things. Writing is different, but well, I am not going to write about what is writing and how important is it, because it just relative. It is not good or bad, ugly or beautiful, it does not suck or rock. Opinions are something valuable, but it is not something that is uniform, it varies, and that's why I wont be talking about the importance of writing and other stuff like that.

To me, writing is the true neutral activity. I can write no matter what my position in time-space is, no matter how I feel, anything can stop me from writing. For example, I can only play videogames when I'm on the mood of playing videogames, and I can only watch TV when I'm in the mood of watching TV (rare event, I'm not that into TV that much). On the other hand, I am always in the "mood" of writing. It is the fact that I don't need to be happy, sad, angry, nervous, or anything to write, that makes it so awesome.


This is the way I express myself, because any other way is just not makes me feel as good as writing. Writing is relaxing, passive and amazing. It is not that there is no other thing that is relaxing, passive or amazing, it is just that writing is writing, I can't compare it to other relaxing, passive and amazing activities.


Being honest, I could keep on writing loads and loads and loads more, but I wont. Why? I read once that texts should be like skirts: long enough to cover the subject but short enough to make them interesting. LOL


Hc, have a nice day.


  PS: I mean it, have a nice day, you better do.


It is now that I realize that I haven't mentioned my name, well, not my name, my nickname. Hc stands for HulkCarlos, I'll explain that next week, next Tuesday, on this same blog.


PS II: I named the blog, ROFL.

domingo, 6 de marzo de 2011

Entry Number Uno

Okay, so... hi :D
This is a collab blog that a group of five friends decided to do to... well, we just did, ok?
Moving on...
The blog will be updated five times a week, with weird posts of our lives :D
Hope you enjoy it...

Emilia :D