viernes, 22 de abril de 2011

Nobody's Posted for AGES!


Haha... let me tell you guys a funny story.

So, a few days ago before school there is a grouping of people deciding what to do as a blog topic. of course, I had better things to do so I just, you know, improvised an excuse and left, told them to tell me later. Well, in the end, no one gave me shit and guess what?  NOBODY'S POSTED A BLOG IN ABOUT 2 WEEKS!

The last most was acutally... MY POST.

So I'm going to write an entry about WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT today.

Today I'm going to talk about THE ORIGINS OF EASTER just because it happens to be Easter weekend. 


For starters, I'm Atheist, and I can get easily stressed by the Catholic/Judeo-Christian religion due to the ENORMOUS amounts of discrimination they have inflicted throughout the centuries and history and whatsoever. It seriously ticks me off. Of course, this is my opinion, which doesn't mean it's true. I'm just a very, VERY open person who hates discrimination to the point where I discriminate discriminators, and openly admit it to top it all off. 


So the origins of Easter (just as Christmas, and Halloween, and almost every other holiday celebrated by the Catholic church) IS PAGAN. 


Well, actually, Easter is polythiest because it was celebrated by many polythiest cultures world wide, since it was the celebration of the spring equinox, which is a cientific explantion of the Earth tilting it's axis towards or away from the sun, and this happens twice a year, and one of these times a year is the 3rd week of April. 


The ancient Pagans celebrated this to give cult to their mother goddess, who's name goes along the lines of Eostre and Eastre (which evidently transformed itself into Easter, if you look at the spelling). It was celebrated by German and Saxon tribes, and the holiday represents rebirth, therefore using the image of an egg. The eggs were painted to represent the colours of spring, where flowers bloomed.  The rabbit/bunny/hare or whatever you'd like to call it was a symbol for fertility, since it was a mammal which gave multiple births. 


Other celebrations of the Spring equinox with similar standards are Aphrodite from ancient Cyprus, Ashtoreth from ancient Israel, Astarte from ancient Greece, Demeter from Mycanae, Hathor from ancient Eygpt, Ishtar from Assyria, Kali from India and Ostara a Norse Godess of fertility. 


So, thank you for reading up on a bit of history, it's good to talk to you all.


Happy Easter everyone, eat lots of chocolate!


<3  THE SINGER
















viernes, 8 de abril de 2011

Just Sleep... The hardest part, the awful things that I've seen

MCR is on the title for today, because they are epic.

Sorry for no writing last week... but I was having a shithole of a week and I REALLY don't think you wanted to hear from me. Also because I wrote this really long kind of depressing entry and it all erased before my eyes and I got pissed so I said "SCREW THE BLOG" and yeah... it all went down to shit last week... sorry about that.


But enough on my personal problems. Due to last week's total emotional breakdown, I would like to, once again, thank My Chemical Romance, for being there for me when life is shit. I always happen to find a song by them that can somehow metaphorically fits into my life... and then again it's the only thing that can stop the rivers flowing down my face... so thanks MCR, you're my only light in my darkest hours.


For the theme of the week, ELECTIONS. Now this year is really fucked up, I must say. Especially because one of the guys running for president (Ollanta Humala), who is in first place, will probably cause many problems for the peruvian economy if he is president, he will TRY to start wars (please congress save us from disaster), and yeah, he's an American-hater so my mom's going to have a tough time in her job and we might even end up moving... but ONLY if things go badly.


I have to say, if I voted it would definately be for PPK (Pedro Pablo Kuccynski) because, well, besides being my parent's friend, and his daughter being a childhood friend of mine (like when i was 8), he's a very educated man and could do good for the country. Even though people say he won't win... I still have high hopes he has victory.


Well, I'll keep my blog brief because I'm tired and I want to SLEEP. 


But to end this, I would like to type up a part of SLEEP by MCR, so enjoy, because it's too sexy for you. It's too sexy for the world, mother fuckers! HELL YES!




A drink for the horror that I'm in
For the good guys and the bad guys
For the monsters that I've been 
Three cheers for tyranny
Unapologetic apathy
'Cause there's no way that I'm coming back again


And through it all
How could you cry for me?
'Cause I don't feel bad about it
So shut your eyes
Kiss me goodnight
And sleep... just sleep
The hardest part: the awful things that I've seen


[Sometimes...I see flames... Sometimes... I see people that I love dying... it's always...]


THE HARDEST PART IS LETTING GO OF YOUR DREAMS.






God dammit this song is so deep <3  YOU HAVE TO LOVE IT!

jueves, 7 de abril de 2011

VLODA

I think countries only suffer due to two great tragedies: war and elections. I guess that's pretty harsh to say, but from what I think, it's the truth.
Okay so we've five potential presidents here: Ollanta, Toledo, Keiko, Kuzcynski and Castañeda. First of, just by taking a glance at their names, does that really sound of Peru to you? I'm not being xenophobic or anything, it's just that most of those (okay, maybe just two) are foreign names. And there are some xenophobics out there, and they won't even consider the fact that PPK would be a really good president, just because he has an american nationality.
Whatever, after the presidential debate, I don't really think he will stand a chance. Not that he was bad or anything, it's just that he's way too low on the surveys, and he will never be able to win over Humala.
So, I think that if I did vote, my vote would most certainly go to Toledo. He's second on the surveys, and most people think he might do a good job if he does get elected.
Now for both Keiko and Castañeda, they can both go to hell. Castañeda will definitely NOT get to second round, and Keiko doesn't have a plan, expect for freeing her daddy.
Whatever, politics generally make me wanna argue and I don't really need to argue over that.

So, going on to something else... even though this has nothing to do with this week's topic, I'd like to say that I'm starting VEDA (more like VLODA, really) tomorrow :D
VEDA, for those non-internet-nerds out there, means Vlog Every Day (in) April. Not August, April. I don't think I'll bea able to do it EVERY DAY, but I'll try... Although I might end up doing VLODA (Vlog Lots Of Days in April).

Well, it was fun talking to ya'
KTHXBI
Emilia :)

PS: BRAINS!!!!

martes, 5 de abril de 2011

The Supah-Dupah in-the-house-f*cking-awesome Triple Post

Hello there!
Readers, hold on tight. Maybe you realized that I didn't post last week, and that my post of the previous week was incomplete. Well, its time for the Supah-Dupah in-the-house-f*cking-awesome Triple Post today, LOL.
Indeed, in this entry I will post The Top 5 Best Movies Ever, last week's entry and this week's entry. Don't worry folks, even though this WILL be long, remember it should have been posted in 3 different entries, so don't stress.

Moving on to the week previous to the one before:
Top 10 Best Movies Ever

You might remember the 10 to 6 list, you don't? You do? Anyway I will remind you...
10. Wall-e
9. Fast & Furious (Series)
8. Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
7. Star Wars Original Trilogy
6. The Terminator

Further information on those on my previous post. Anyway, those were awesome movies which you should have seen by now otherwise you are missing out a little detail called life.
Think about this: If those movies were awesome, what will come up next?
Simple, even more kick-*ss movies. And moving on...



#5
Genre: Action/War
Director: Riddley Scott
Type: Movie
Title: Black Hawk Down
"No one gets left behind, you know that."

If you like war movies then you have to love this one. When 123 elite troops are sent and a few make it back, you know something big has happened. Read the title, any idea? Well, it's tag lines reads: "Leave no man behind". The movie is about them trying f*cking hard and giving everything to make that possible. Heroic movie, really good, haven't seen it? Go watch it.

#4
Genre: Action/War
Director: Steven Spielberg
Type: Movie
Title: Saving Private Ryan


The Statue of Liberty is kaputt? That's disconcerting...

Are you that type of people that cry in movies? You'll do in this one. Probably the most heroic movie of all time, these troops were on a mission: rescue James Ryan, the fourth son of a mother whose other three children had died in war, her husband died too (don't worry, he didn't die because of war).
As I remember...
Capt. Miller: I am here to tell you your brothers died in war.
Pvt. Ryan: Which... which ones sir?
Capt. Miller: All of them.

A super director, super actors, this movie is a total success. Winning 5 academy awards and being nominated to a total of 11, you can't say this is one of the best ever filmed movies ever.

#3
Genre: Action/War/Sci-Fi
Director: 
Jonathan Liebesman
Type: Movie
Title: Battle: LA (aka World Invasion: Battle LA)
"Sh*t, I'd rather be in Afghanistan."

I believe the only reason why this one is above all other war movies in my list is because it is also Sci-Fi. Even though, this movie is just the most epic human vs. alien war. What can I say? Just watch it, you wont regret, this is like a CoD: Modern Warfare 2 scenery (though in LA) with super f*cking bad*ss aliens that want to steal our water. This is a must see. By the way, this is the most modern movie of my list.
Strange looking aliens colonizing the world which get *ss-kicked by a platoon of US Marines. No more to say.


#2
Genre: Action
Director: Steven Spielberg
Type: Tetralogy? (Trilogy + Another movie)
Title: Indiana Jones
 "We do not follow maps to buried treasure and X never, ever marks the spot."

Brilliant, simply brilliant. The one and only fictional adventure movie that is worth everything. Steven Spielberg strikes again with this trilogy. A macro-cool anthropologist (did I spell that right?) that searches for amazing stuff like a golden box that when opened a f*cking storm (with a tornado!) comes out and sucks everyones souls in it. Some people like to call that the Lost Ark, but I think that's quite a boring name, I would rather call it: THE GOLDEN SOUL-SUCKING BOX THAT-IS-SO-F*CKING-AMAZING-MY-BROTHER-NEARLY-PISSED-HIS-PANTS-WHEN-HE-SAW-IT.
Must see, totally. Harrison Ford's best role, or well, maybe Han Solo was better, but he didn't star the movie.

#1, now, what movie made it to the top knowing that it's a long way to the top if you wanna  Rock n Roll to be be at the top of this list.
Genre: Sci-Fi/Comedy
Director: Robert Zemeckis (and the executive producer was the genius Steven Spielberg)
Type: Trilogy
Title...
BACK TO THE FUTURE
"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious sh*t."

A serious thing I have to say: This movie is f*cking great.
Marty McFly: Then where the hell *are* they?  
Dr. Emmett Brown: The appropriate question is, "*When* the hell are they?"
 I mean, put a DeLorean, a cool teenager, a mad scientist, time travel, and funny sh*t in one movie. It is guaranteed it is epic great. Am I wrong? DON'T ANSWER. No, I am not wrong. My favorite movie by far.
This dude, Marty McFly (Jennete McCurdy said he loved him in the KCA 2011) goes to help his friend "Doc" Emmet Brown with his latest experiment: a time machine. But not any time machine, a super cool and awesome DeLorean that uses the Flux Capacitor to travel through time, and by the way, it needs 1.21 GWatts of power to travel trough time. No only that, its licence plate is the coolest one in whole world: OUTATIME.
Consider watching it, no, just kidding, WATCH IT.


And that is it, my favorite movies in one epic list.
So folks, that was the first part, now moving on to...


The Supah-Dupah in-the-house-f*cking-awesome Triple Post: Part II


So, as I can see, last week's topic was "Eating weird stuff". For some reason that topic does not go on well with me, and I will talk about it in a different way.


So the topic:
Eating Weird Stuff



I have not mentioned it yet, but I will tell you: I do not tend to like different types of food. I love eating, if it would be for me, I would eat all day, but wait,      I can't. It is not that I would eat all day long, but I mean I would eat a lot of cookies. I love cookies, cookies, and more cookies. And I know, that's not weird, but what makes it weird is that I can eat cookies anytime. I don't care if I am sick in bed, I would accept a pack of cookies.
Apart from that, I can go to a simple conclusion that would make me enter the topic in a weird to understandable way. "Weird stuff" could be understood in different ways, and I understand it as stuff which is not very common, sort of rare.
Following that, I eat "weird stuff" every once in a while. That "weird stuff" is mainly things that I do not like very much. Anyway, I will close this topic now, so that I don't enter the topic of eating crawling stuff.




Something else that I would of talked that week if I posted on time is how I write my posts. I get home, turn on my laptop and start writing, I finish when it's time to go to bed. But no, I am not stuck here writing, in the meanwhile as I "write", I listen to music, play some games, make some jokes to my brother and eat some cookies (if I haven't ate them all already). It is funny because I do not understand how I do it. Suddenly I remember I was writing and I continue, but then see a fly going around and get distracted and do something else. I don't believe that I don't have ADD.


I believe that's everything for that week, but wait, there is still the third part to go...
The Supah-Dupah in-the-house-f*cking-awesome Triple Post: Part III


So people, welcome to part 3. Getting here means you have spent a while reading, congratulations, you have reached this post's final stage, but, can you beat it?


Alright, as you might know, April Fool's was last week, and, I would like to say that I really like to make jokes, but I sort of forgot of that day, so I couldn't eventually do any great jokes. Sorry folks, maybe next time. Last week was also an extremely important day: 28th of March 2011, my PS3 has arrived home. By the way, that was the reason I did not post last week, I was allowed to play on Tuesday and, sorry but, CoD Modern Warfare 2 and Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit seem quite more awesome than this blog. But not for you, dear reader, since you are reading this and will continue and not got play PS3.


So this week's topic is...
Presidential elections, what about them?



Let me answer to you that question with an example: Get 5 starving polar bears, throw a juicy colossal piece of meat in between them and see them fight to death. F*ck the elections, I would rather draw poop and cross that rather than voting for any of those (my other option is PPK, which I believe is the only one capable of being the president). Viva la derecha, que se pudra la izquierda. Long live capitalism! Ollanta and his friend Chavez can go to hell.




Thanks for reading this entry, CYA next week on Tuesday.
Hc, have a nice day.

Remember... I rulz!


PS: Started at 4:00 pm, it is now 9:09 pm.

lunes, 4 de abril de 2011

I'm kinda late...

Hi there!
Before saying (writing?) anything more I think it'd be right if I apologize for not making entries the past weeks. ;u; I've been sick to death (and last week I was catching up with some work.)

It's me, the Monday person. Name's Alex and I'm your friendly neighbourhood satanist 8D (no, I don't sacrifice animals and/or people, those are lies, LIES I SAY D:< ).
Probably the kind of person you would see wearing dark clothes in summer and plugged to an mp4 hearing to Metallica's "Kill 'Em All" album.

But don't be deceived by this statements, my dear readers, because deep inside I am a quite good (human?) being (even though Mr. Hulk Carlos might tell you otherwise... ¬¬)

I also like little kitties. C:

Anyway, this week's subject will be Presidential Elections.

During the last 3 months or so the candidates applying for the Presidence of Peru have been fighting to get the highest score in the polls. In my opinion they somehow look like a bunch of dogs trying to get a bite off a piece of meat. Some of them trying to trick the owner into giving it to them while others sneaking from behind and attempting to steal from it. (yeah it is a motherf*cking extended metaphor, deal with it).

You know, I'm not too much into politics, but there is one thing I know. The advertisement, propaganda and giant banners for the campaign are pissing me off. Every time I go out I see at least five of them, and I'm not exaggerating. I am completely aware that this is a really important moment for my country and whatnot, but please, I am begging the candidates now, please don't pollute our city with your goddamned banners.
I'll be more than happy when all of this reaches an end though I still have high hopes that our faithful PPKuy will win the elections. =u=

I am more than happy of finally writing an entry (short entry is short) :) and hopefully we'll meet again next Monday. *falls asleep on top of keyboard*

viernes, 1 de abril de 2011

A post a week late...

10) Easy A:
"I've got a pocket, got a pocketful of sunshine..." This movie was simply hilarious!! I laughed out loud (LOL) during all the movie!!  I loved Olive's boyfriend, he was so cute<3

9)Romeo and Juliet
I'm an old style girl :) I can't help loving Romeo!! If only guys like him existed!! I know that there is a new version with Leonardo DiCaprio but it's not the same thing :/ they totally loose Shakespear's charming language :(

8)Bride wars
I can't believed I cried in a comedy!! This is the movie you just HAVE to see with your best friend. Right Nicolle?? Guess who I saw this movie with? My mother! Well I still loved it and I recommend it :)

7) Up
Best animation movie evar!! I knew i would love it from the moment i saw the trailler. That little boy was sooo adorable!! I want to hug him and give him chocolate!! Even 2 weeks after seeing the movie, my bff and me continued saying the quotes. Hehehe
PS: I also cried in this movie

6)Bridge to Terabithia
Anyone that has lost a friend will cry their eyes out in this movie... I guess that you probably will even if you haven't :S. Hey readers, have you realized that my favourite are  the ones i cry on? Hahaha Well, this movie was the  one I saw first from my top 10 and I think my mother was really close on turning off the tv and the dvd because i was crying so much :/. Don't blame me, I was small and veeery sensible!

5)Moulin rouge
I really don't know how my sister gave me permission to see this movie like 2 years ago
heeheee. It is about a girl that is a dancer and agrees to sleep with a rich ugly guy so that the club she works in becomes a theatre. However, she falls in love with a sweet, poor song writer that would risk EVERYTHING for her. Here comes a spoiler: someone dies.. see the movie if you want to find out who that was  :D

4) Penelope
Can you believe i didn't cry in this movie??? It became my favourite movie the second I saw it :) (like 3 years ago) It is about a girl that was born with a pig's nose due to a curse set on one of her ancestor's. The curse was that she would have the pig nose until someone o her own kind accepted her the way she was. Therefore, she lived all her lived trapped in a house!! and the only ones allowed inside were the possible husbands that had to have blue blood. It taught me a lot about self steam, if you can't love yourself then how do you expect someone to love you??

3)A walk to remember
If you haven't yet realized how romantic i am, well this will prove it. A walk to remember. If i explained the title i would ruin the book and the movie for the readers of this blog (the writers of this blog and Nicolle). When i saw this movie I cried 5 times!! I think i have never cried so much in a movie. Every time I stopped crying, I just started crying again... The one prove that a guy actually loves me and that he does not care at all about appearances is watching this movie with me because let me tell you, when i cry i am a complete mess. My eyes get red and big and i can't stop crying.

2) The Notebook
I don't know why i didn't cry much while watching this movie because after watching this film i felt something no one or nothing, especially not a movie, had ever made me feel. Completely heart broken. I really don't know how a movie could do this :S. I blame Nicholas Sparks! He wrote "The notebook" and "A walk to remember". Does he want girls to cry until they are dry?? I really don't know but that is the effect he had on me when i read "A walk to remember".

1)Flipped
Definitely the best movie I've ever seen :D It's about two teenagers in the 50's and they experience love for first time :). I guess part of what makes this movie the best is the fact that they change narrator from the sweet, smart, funny girl to the jerk but sweet at the same boy. At first, the girl looks into the boy's eyes and experiences love at first sight. For many years, she tries to be his friend while he is a jerk to her. In the last part of the movie, he realizes that the girl rocks and the girl realizes the boy is a jerk. That (and the change of narrator thing) is why it's called "Flipped"

This week's theme: EATING WEIRD STUFF!!

When I was like 8 years old, one of my father's friends went to the jungle and brought my father a bag of cheddar worms. These things were little CLEAN bugs fried with cheddar cheese. I know it sounds disgusting but it didn't taste bad at all. It just tasted like cheddar cheese :O :O. At first i wouldn't try it but then i thought about how i might regret not trying something so weird in the future. 
Well readers, this is my longest entry so far :) 

viernes, 25 de marzo de 2011

Everyone is fucking late... so I'm just gonna post my blog on time and screw them.

Hey... well as you can see from the title, wednesday and thursday are late because they're asses. Today I'm a bit sick and in bed, so I didn't go to school. I just happened to wake up, and I decided to write my blog, when I suddenly saw there were no posts since tuesday, and i was like... FUCK THESE PEOPLE, I'M POSTING MY ENTRY ON MY DAY AND THE CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES!! Ha, i feel mean for saying that. 
Anyways, I have some weird ear infection and nausia here and there, but the real reason that I didn't go to school is because I didn't finish my math homework so I said Screw this! and I pretended to be sick in the morning... turns out that when the doctor came, I was actually sick! Lol.


Now for the subject: best movies ever... 


agh fuck the subject. I don't have favourite movies. I just go with romantic comedies, romantic tragedies and horror movies... and comedies. :) i like to laugh :B 


I guess I should put down some examples... 


Horror: The Shining!!!!! :)  Wolf (Jack Nicholson Version), Gothica (Hallie Berry), 13 Ghosts, Van Helsing, Sleepy Hollow, The Underworld Triloagy... ahaha there are so many good horror movies :)



As for romantic comedy: Love and other drugs, Bride wars, How do you know (reese witherspoon, owen wilson, jack nicholson), and, my favourite, Going the distance :) ... and a lot of others, i just forgot the names. 



Comedy: most of the comedies i love are cartoons, like Megamind and  Over the Hedge... most epic cartoon movies EVER!! I also love Ema Stone movies like Zombie Land and Easy A. 






Romantic Tragedy: one name: Nicholas Sparks: writer of A walk to remember, dear john, and so many other romantically heart-breaking books that become movies in a flash. I love romantic tragedies. Another tragic, but not romantic movie that I love and makes me cry every time is Bridge to Terabithia. If you've seen it, you know what I'm talking about.




Other movies I really like include Inception, the Charlies Angels movies, Sherlock Holmes (Robert Downing). 




Well, I'm feeling sickly again, so I'll leave this block with a big FUCK YOU and take care of yourselves, readers. :)

martes, 22 de marzo de 2011

Action!

Hello there!
Finally this week, the rest of the week has heard me. It is time for me to give the topic for this week. Get ready for the most awesome blog entry up to today (the next best one will be next Tuesday, obviously), in which you will be delighted by the most awesome movies that were ever filmed on this planet... and maybe even out of this planet. Dear reader, I warn you now, that in the following section you could have a heart attack due to awesomeness of some movies. And moving on...


This week's topic:
Top 10 Best Movies Ever


Reader, this post is totally opinions, that means that you might not agree with me, but that's ok, you can just f*** off and go to hell. Everybody has different opinions. I might have, also, different opinions than you. That does not make me right or you wrong, it simply makes us different. Avoid to be mean.
This list is mainly composed of Sci-Fi, Action and War movies, since those are my favorite genres. Trilogies and series are considered "movies", and well, you might consider this wrong, but see it this way: They are the same movie splited in parts.


#10
Genre: Sci-Fi/Anitmation/Comedy
Director: Andrew Stanton
Type: Movie
Title: Wall-e


"Ta-dah!"
Simply the best animation ever. When I see Wall-e, it makes me think of the reality. My use of the word "cute" is extremely rare, I would say it is less likely than a black hole suddenly appears in the middle of the Solar System and kills us all. But anyway, I use this word to describe Wall-e.
Wall-e is a must see, consider entering an emotional breakdown if you haven't seen this movie yet.


#9
Genre: Action
Director: Various
Type: Series
Title: Fast and Furious

[Poster for the 4th Movie]


"Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning." 
The Fast and The Furious was the name for the first one of the series, followed    by 2 Fast 2 Furious, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, Fast & Furious and the this-year-upcoming Fast Five.
I have to say that the title is a little bit weird, well, maybe a lot. Tokyo Drift was not quite as good as the other, but anyway deserves to be on this list.
The plot is about 2 friends who drive in illegal street races. One of them is a cop (and an ex-cop, in some movies) and the other is a true racer. They both face many problems within the story which include cops, girls, fights, gangs, and much other stuff which if I tell I could ruin the movie.
Like awesome muscle, tuner and exotic cars? Hell yeah! Like to see how criminals escape the law? Hell yeah! Like some intense action at speeds over 300km/h? HELL YEAH! Will you see Fast & Furious? HELL F***ING YEAH!


#8
Genre: Sci-Fi

Director: George Lucas
Type: Trilogy
Title: Star Wars: Prequel Trilogy (Episodes I, II and III)


"May the force be with you."
I don't feel like I need to explain Star Wars. It would be like explaining Maths to my Maths teacher. Star Wars is a basic. I believe that it has to be one of the most popular topics worldwide, next to Michael Jackson and the man's arrival on the moon, for example. The first (chronologically) episodes of Star Wars were basics for the movies, everybody knew of them. I think they are more popular than the Original Trilogy (which is upcoming on the list) but only because they were released when the media was accessible to everyone.
If you haven't seen this one, you can consider watching it in the next 24 hours, otherwise people could not consider you as alive.


#7
Genre: Sci-Fi
Director: George Lucas
Type: Trilogy
Title: Star Wars: The Original Trilogy





"May the force be with you."
Similar to the one mentioned before, you know, a basic one. Haven't seen this? Get a life. LOL.
I it is just details that make this trilogy better than the Prequel. In other words, I just happen to like this one more because I do. No more explanations.


#6
Genre: Sci-Fi/Action
Director: James Cameron
Type: Trilogy
Title: The Terminator




"I'll be back"
Terminator is just the most awesome of all cyborgs, or is he a robot? Anyway, Terminator is one of the greatest movies of all time. I believe There is no way a Terminator movie can be filmed without Arnold Schwarzenegger (spell that perfectly and I might pay you, I copy-pasted), and because of that I dislike Terminator 4.
The movie is about a future war which the Terminator is supposed to avoid. He is sent from the future to destroy a company who created him, and caused all the trouble.
A totally must see, supreme action, robots, guns, explosions. Fantastic.


TO BE CONTINUED...


--__--__--__--__--__--__--__--


Dear reader, I am sorry to announce that my post has to be interrupted. Time-space has been distorted in such a way that I ended up being grounded for not doing my homework. The school policy has changed, and a detention is given for every single piece of homework not completed. That is my doom.
Please catch up my next post, which I hope will be on Saturday just so that I can finish The Top 10, I'll request a special permission for that. If that does not happen, I will continue on Tuesday.


Hc, have a nice day.
Remeber, I rulz!


PS: Upcoming next week... Who knows?... LOL

sábado, 19 de marzo de 2011

WHERE IS THE BLACK PARADE? SHIT, I CAN'T FIND IT!

So, as you can evidently see from the title, I CANNOT FIND THE BLACK PARADE.This is my favourite CD in the entire planet, not only for the music, which is the best in the entire planet, but also because of the mother fucking artwork. It is a masterpiece... AND NOW I CAN'T FUCKING FIND IT. If I lost it, I'll buy another one, but I'll still feel shitty about it.

Anyways, besides that, I would like to say happy birthday to emilia, and that her party was awesome, and that MAC's Prunella eye liner looks fucking sexy on her :) I'd also like to say a few things about my new asian friend jake, starting with the fact that he is one of the most amazing people I've ever met. He's from taiwan and speaks english and chinese (manderin) AND HE WROTE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE IN CHINESE IN MY NOTEBOOK (I will never get over this). He is also a crazy dancer and has a lot of stamina, and he is a Gaga fan, which I personally think is awesome. He plays the piano (he can play like a G6 and Firework!!), and he wants to study music! (JUST LIKE ME!!) Well, the main reason I wanted to talk about him is because I seriously love that kid, and I hope everything goes well for him at school. 


NOW THE FUCKING SUBJECT ABOUT SUBJECTS:


The best subjects (hands off) are MUSIC, HISTORY and ART. And I will explain why. Music because it is so freaking fun and half the time you just play around with your instrument, and also because it is the most important thing in my life (not the course, the music in general). History because it's interesting and I love trying to empathise with people in the past, and how the shitloads of wars started and the reasons behind them. Ha, world war I was europe's fault, not germany's. And art is fun because you literally get to design your notebook and the course in general ins very interesting. The worst ones, are definately MATH because it gives me a headache, and it's boring, and I hate numbers and CHEMISTRY because I don't understand shit, so I have to get the smartes guy in class (who also happens to be a genius), Noah, to explain everything to me. 


TEACHERS.


For me, the best teacher in the school was Mr. Buck, but he left, which sucks, BTW (by the way, not born this way). My second favourite teacher is Mr. Melling, who also teaches history. He's pretty old, I'd say, but he does the funniest things without noticing and his way of teaching is easy to understand. I also really like EL PROFE DIOSES, the chmemistry/biology because he is downright hilarous. he happens to be my class tutor this year XD . Another awesome teacher is Mr. Darren, in charge of debate. He is funny and has a great brittish accent. The worst teachers are Mr. Eames, because I don't like how he teaches and it gets on my nerve how so many girls think he's hot when he is NOT, and Hilda, because I had detention with her (only for forgetting my tie) and I was scared, really scared. 


Well that would be it for today, i should sleep since tomorrwo i need to get up and finish the shitload of homework i have for monday. Now that I've notice, my impunctualities are very punctual, because last time I posted a blog late, it was around 12:20, AND NOW IT IS 12:20!! So I am a fucking genius.


Anyway, fuck you all, have a nice day and hands off Gerard, he's mine. 


<3 


THE SINGER. 


PS: i prefer you not calling me by my name, call me by my alias, which is SINGER or S. Thank you.)


PSS: This is actually because I hate my name due to many reasons, but that's another story.

Happy late birthday Emilia!!

Well, readers yesterday was my best friend's birthday!!! She totally rocks and she's the kind of person you just can't help loving!! I'm so glad i met her last year and that she didn't think I was a freak even though i literally told her: "I stalked you on facebook" in our first conversation. I know i wouldn't have wanted to be friends with the weird stalker girl!
Soo yesterday she had this awesome party (which Hulkcarlos missed), where i danced all night until my feet were killing me and I couldn't dance more because it was painful. There was some drama, like in every good party, but it was well handled and apart from that and 2 other things everything was just perfect. The two things were:
1) The cutest guys were the VIPs (like security guys) so I couldn't just go and talk to them even though i reaally wanted to
2) Guys in my prom are so lame! (No offense HC) But why don't they ever ask a girl to dance??? If there is a logical reason please tell me!
As i've said before, apart from that everything was just perfect and I had a great time :D 


School subjects + Teachers
HC, who the hell is Miguel Garcia??? Don't you mean Lucho Garcia??? Emilia I don't think physics is amazing but I don't think it sucks either. Last year, my physics teacher wasn't actually a physics teacher, he was a maths teacher teaching physics which made my physics class suck. However, now I have a teacher with a cool Irish accent and he actually makes physics fun!! I bet he's a wizard or some other magical being because that's impossible! and now i like physics. :) However, i don't love it like Hulkcarlos or Emilia :P I used to love English class but now I practically fall asleep in every class! My favourite subject is definitely HISTORY and I hate it when people interrupt the teacher because he is soo nice and random :D I love random teachers, probably because I've been raised by random people. I also like Economics, Spanish and Chemistry
PD: Last year my Chemistry teacher looked like Dr. House!!

jueves, 17 de marzo de 2011

Fuck the Titles

Ok, so, first, this is going in sort of late (Sort of... lol)
Second point, er, yeah... Alejandra that was the shortest and most rushed introduction I have ever seen... And even though it is true, the title is as lame as... well, let's just say it's lame.
Annya, I think you swore more in that post than I have ever heard you in my entire life (which isn't really that much, now that I think of it). And by the way, THAT BITCH thought Alejandra had told you :(
HC... that post scared the fuck out of me!!! How can you do so fucking big posts? Wait, you know what? I don't even want to know.
Ok, so now I... thinkg I'm going to talk about something important for me (might not be important for you, but I really could care less). Now, the only reason why I actually want to bring this up, is so I can mortify HC for... a week? I don't know, but I doubt I could keep it going for much longer.
So, my birthday's coming up. And by coming up I mean, this friday. I'm going to throw a nice party, but since I'm a little innocent girl there'll be no alcohol (that and I don't want drunk people in my party). And guess who doesn't want to show up because he's flying to who knows where? *insert meaningfull glare here, plz*
So yeah... [I fucking hate you, HC]
Er... onto another topic...
"Teachers and other kinds of shit"
So, I (unlike most people in my school) don't hate Mr. Thompson (a maths teacher). Mostly because he does teach maths, with was my favorite subject until... physics, last year. Now, of course I think physics is the best subject in existance. Now, I remember a little someone telling me "Physics sucks" last year, but now she also thinks physics is effing amazing... doesn't she, Alejandra? Oh, wait, it was you the one that told me that, right?
In other news, Japan suffered from a massive 9.0 earthquake last friday :(
Show them your love and empathy by donating to the Red Cross or other helping centers :)

Er... bye?
Wednesday... in a Thursday :D

martes, 15 de marzo de 2011

Wait a sec... Let me introduce myself

Hello there!
Well, everybody makes mistakes specially when Emilia does not tell you the first week was for introductions, I did not introduce myself last week. Again, Monday's writer was sick, or something like that, I hope she will write next week.


Well, this is me, well, not me, but something related to me. What I like is simply: basically everything, I'm a lover of life, there a few things which deserve my hate, and that includes Nazis and Emilia. LOL. Just kidding, I don't hate her. That's another part of me, I really like to joke. My anti-hate for many things makes me own a lot of things, like toy cars. Since I was young I collected them, I used to have about 500, but now that number has reduced to nearly 200. But on the other hand, my collection now includes better and much bigger models, such as my Back To The Future II Time Machine Delorean. By the way, Sci-Fi is my favourite genre of movies and Back To The Future Trilogy is my favorite movie. I also like War movies, like Black Hawk Down, Saving Private Ryan and the just released instant hit Battle: Los Angeles (Really good movie, haven't seen it? Go watch it). I love Music, well, Rock, which is part of music. I really like AC/DC, Bon Jovi, The Beatles, Poison, Scorpions, Green Day, Nirvana, SodaStereo, and other, but the best of the all is KISS. I really like art, to draw, to build, to create. That's a good idea... I could upload some of my drawings and other stuff here, but maybe some other time. I really like science, too. Physics is a possible career study for me.


My dislikes is basically a short list, so short that I can barely remember what I really dislike. Up to now, I can only tell you that I love, absolutely love Rock (every branch of it), and dislike every other type of music (except Pop, Punk [like Green Day] and Grunge [like Nirvana]). I don't really like horror movies, not only because they freak the f*** out of me, but it is more a dislike than that fact. I hate Nazis, and people who believe they are something that they are not, as when Enzo Ferrari was sort of telling Ferruccio Lamborghini "Your cars are real s***". Ferrari sucks, Lamborghini rocks.


I am a very strange person, or at least that's how I see myself. Sometimes I believe I am not like the rest of humans in this world, some people even compare so Sheldon Cooper. No comments on that. I could keep on talking about myself, but I did not join this blog to talk about that.


And moving on to this week's topic:
School, Subjects, Teachers.



I have had several theories on teacher's behavior, but my latest theory states the following:
A teacher will behave the way his students make him behave, with exceptions of bad temperamental teachers and good temperamental teachers.
 Well, that's my theory, you are good, your teacher is good with you. The class is good, the teacher is always good. But, the twist is here, some teachers are just evil. A clear example of an evil teacher in my school is Mr. Thompson, but I will not talk about him. A clear example of a neutral teacher in my school is Mr. Miguel Garcia, he is just normal. He can be nasty, but only if you make him nasty. He can be good, but only if you make him good. A clear example of a good teacher, is Mr. Stapleton, he is just so f*** good. He is my Physics teacher, and I he was just born to teach, everybody understands his lessons, and I have never seen him mad, and as far as I am told, he is never mad.


About subjects, not much to say. Spanish sucks, English kind of sucks too. Economy is cool. Geography, History, are cool too. All of the three sciences rock (Physics [best one], Biology, Chemistry). Art Rocks too.


School is just awesome: friends, cool subjects (obvious exceptions such as Spanish) and just fun to be around. Maybe not you, but I love to learn.


Today's Blasting News:
Japan on ruins


[Drawing of mine]

Last week a very strong earthquake struck Japan causing it to suffer great consequences. I don't want to go into details, since it is a very sad topic to talk about. Earthquakes are the only natural power that strikes with no advice. Pray for them, send them help, give them a hope.




Hc, have a nice day, or as I say now: H.A.N.D.
Remeber, I rulz! LOL


PS:Upcoming next week... Top 10 Best movies... EVEER!!

sábado, 12 de marzo de 2011

OH FUCK! I'M LATE.... i'm so sorry, i am so, so, sorry....

Heyy... yeah i am so so sorry that i'm posting my blog late. Hey! i'm friday!!!!! :) (well, i have my excuses for no posting my blog on my designated day because EMILIA, that bitch didn't even tell me how the HELL to post a blog or watever so... yeah.) 

Aaaanyywaaayssss.... (that anyways was so fucked up). My name is Annya, I am 15, I cuss a lot (you can tell), i love cats... I AM A MEGA MEGA FAN OF MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE <3 [Gerard is GOD] and... besides the rest of these weirdos who are posting in this blog, music pretty much sums up my life. 

I really wouldn't know what to say now besides GERARD IS AWESOME. Wait a sec... 

HAVE YOU NOTICES THAT THRUSDAY'S BLOG TITLE SUCKS?? hehehe... it's just that i thing zac efron is a terrible actor, and he's ugly, and he has a creepy smile. Forgive me, I am a definite hater of all disney artists except Demi Lovato cuz she has talent, but then she fucked it all up by getting depressed. That's just not the way you roll. You can't roll by getting sad all the time, what the fuck is up with that? People should smile more often. People who are depressed or angry scare me and shy people make me want to loosen them up. That's just the way i fucking am. I love smiling and happiness and joy and happy songs about someone who fucked up your life dying (referring to DEAD! by My Chemical Romance)... well yeah, and all sorts of that shit. I also hate discrimination and stuff like that. No to homophobes. Get over yourselves, will ya? we're all human and we need to be loved, just like everybody else does! (any one recognize the song there? TATU made a remake of that one)


Agh... this post is too long. I'm gonna stop typing now. If you want more shit coming from me, check up every friday, and i will have a post talking about how awesome my chemical romance and how i will never ever get over it. :B


So this is it, bitches. See y'all next weak.


PS: I love HC he is so adorable!! u see the way he types he just puts sooooo much emotion in it, so cute OwO


PSS: I LOVE GERARD'S HAIR!! IT'S RED NOW XD XD XD XD


PSSS: I fergot to mention this. I'm a singer/song writer. I want to do that with the rest of my life, hope to make it up there.


PSSSS: Gerard <3

jueves, 10 de marzo de 2011

ZAC EFRON IS SMOKING HOT

Guess what? It’s Thursday!!! (which means that I am writing today!)
Thursday is the best day in the week because school’s about to be over! 
Who am I kidding? Thursday sucks but it is the day I have to write on, even though I actually like Fridays better :D. Anyways, unlike hulkcarlos, I do what I’m supposed to so, I’ll introduce myself. My name is Alejandra, when I was small it bothered me that most native English speakers couldn’t pronounce my name but now I consider it’s a cool conversation starter. I loooove reading, my favourite books are "Harry Potter" and "The hunger games" and i'm sort of in love with Peeta. Like Emilia, i also have a thing for the british accent but i like more the french accent. I enjoy painting because it makes me feel that i'm flying like a bird! Just kidding, it makes me feel relaxed and happy :D I watch a looot of movies and i cry when they are good or romantic <3 My favourite number is 8, my favourite colour is purple and my favourite animal is the panda bear!!

PD: i  want to have 8 purple pandas!!!

miércoles, 9 de marzo de 2011

Hi, my name is Wednesday :D

Okay, so... hi
I really hope you don't hate me forever because I already know this will be way to long and with way too... too many inside jokes not even some people on this blog understand.
So, as you've probably noticed... There wasn't any Monday! Oh Em Gee! Why is that? Well... Our dear Monday got sick, and even though I told my friend JC to tell you that, he didn't cause he's an ass. :D
So, besides that, this week was supposed to be about introductions (which JC decided to skip again, thank you very much ¬¬). So... here goes mine :D
My name is Emilia. I'm a thirteen year old girl that fangirls over pretty much everything. I'm also a nerdfighter [insert nerdfighter sign here] since December 2010. I watched all the videos of the vlogbrothers that were up in three weeks, which makes me really proud of myself, even though I could've been doing summer homework instead of procrastinating, but what can I say? That's just the way I am.
So, I've a thing for british accents. And David Tennant. You see, in Harry Potter and The Prisioner of Azkaban he looked very *not* hot, but on Doctor Who... he's just plainly amazing, I swear!
So... that leads me to another point, I fucking love Doctor Who. I'm in series two, though, and I can't be bothered to finish them because I'm procrastinating (even that? Yes, even that! That's how much of a procrastinator I am) by watching fiveawesome-girls; -guys. I'm kind of depressed it actually ended :(
Oh, by the way, since Mr. Hulkcarlos here gave himself all the credit for the name of this blog, I'm going to do exactly the same thing. I came up with the idea! So... yeah! Take that! If it weren't for me you wouldn't have had anything to put a name to!
Now... bye!
:D
PS: My post (in text) is bigger than Tuesday's.
PS2: I'm Wednesday like Kayley and Alex, some of my favorite youtubers! :D
DFTBA
Wednesday